The Cognitive Toiletbowl of Craig Keller

RT @richeisen: I think the OT rules being considered are the first team to get 6 points wins. One TD wins outright, but one FG isn’t enough.

lol @ spam celebrity twitter accounts setting their name as “Verified Account”
#clever #spam

Roger Craig > Marshall Faulk in receiving/blocking. How is Marshall considered better all purpose when he only did 1 thing better on turf?

ProTip: If you’re starting your SF career; Find a rival,(someone of equal skill) learn to beat him, move on, test your skill at a tourney.

wow, final number for squeeze space saving was 4.99gb on 3 folders.

holy crap. Squeeze means business. http://yfrog.com/auv5op

whoever said ferrets arent vocal animals need to come over to my place.
haha, “dookdookdookdook squeeksqueeksqueek” rinse. repeat.

#FF Thanks to @thejetsblog for the shoutout!

I hate losing to scrubs who use sagat. Jumping “relaxed” monkeys who “mixup” random tiger knees and uppercuts with their jumping shenanigans

Really love http://dribbble.com/. Thanks @dribbble for being ossom. Great inspiration/feedback #Ihopemaybeasskissingwillscoremesomeinvites

Oops. Forgot the pic of my oxtail. http://yfrog.com/375l7vpj

Making some jamaican oxtail.

Lately, online, ive been going on 25+ win streaks w/o trying very hard at all. @skillznathanielneedsafuckingtwitter and i have a shot.#ssf4

I will win a big ssf4 tournament. Idk when, but when it comes out… Thats DEF the goal.

Whiskers is the smart one, she always figures stuff out. Squijee is the cute, observant, and persistent one.
#ferrets