The Cognitive Toiletbowl of Craig Keller

RT @richeisen: I think the OT rules being considered are the first team to get 6 points wins. One TD...

Feb 28th

lol @ spam celebrity twitter accounts setting their name as “Verified Account” #clever...

Feb 27th

Roger Craig > Marshall Faulk in receiving/blocking. How is Marshall considered better all purpose...

Feb 27th

ProTip: If you’re starting your SF career; Find a rival,(someone of equal skill) learn to beat...

Feb 26th

wow, final number for squeeze space saving was 4.99gb on 3 folders.

Feb 26th

whoever said ferrets arent vocal animals need to come over to my place. haha,...

Feb 26th

holy crap. Squeeze means business. http://yfrog.com/auv5op

Feb 26th

#FF Thanks to @thejetsblog for the shoutout!

Feb 26th

I hate losing to scrubs who use sagat. Jumping “relaxed” monkeys who “mixup”...

Feb 26th

Really love http://dribbble.com/. Thanks @dribbble for being ossom. Great inspiration/feedback...

Feb 26th

Oops. Forgot the pic of my oxtail. http://yfrog.com/375l7vpj

Feb 26th

Making some jamaican oxtail.

Feb 26th

I will win a big ssf4 tournament. Idk when, but when it comes out… Thats DEF the goal.

Feb 25th

Lately, online, ive been going on 25+ win streaks w/o trying very hard at all....

Feb 25th

Whiskers is the smart one, she always figures stuff out. Squijee is the cute, observant, and...

Feb 25th

In case you wanted to know more about the artist behind those super-nice wallpapers:...

Feb 25th

Someone should create a cigarette packing game for the iphone… And market it to kids. Maybe...

Feb 25th

Ultra sick wallpaper! RT @AllisFighter: The Fighting Game community is just full of talent...

Feb 25th

Im stoked that macheist is coming back soon! Woooo!

Feb 25th

Neat: http://www.macheist.com/ /via @markjardine oOoOoooo purrrrttyyyy

Feb 25th

RT @simplebits: par•en•tor•tion•ist (noun) Highly skilled parent capable of painful, sacrificial...

Feb 25th

There was just a “Hangin with Mr. Cooper” reference in my house… Yes, its like...

Feb 25th

Just deleted my #FourSquare. My apologies to those who stalk me digitally. If it makes you feel...

Feb 24th

http://bit.ly/auwqCR How not to be a FourSquare jackass via Gawker (via @edwardhotchkiss)

Feb 24th

lol @edwardhotchkiss im not a fan. considering deleting my stupid account. #foursquare

Feb 24th

RT @MrGTFJD: Up early, @Jalopasaurus is on his way over, then Deli 66 with...

Feb 24th

Mosi Tatupu dies at 54 http://tinyurl.com/ycrhnt8 #NFL /via @ProFootballTalk RIP. wow, just...

Feb 24th

Too sleepy to go out. If my car gets broken into tonight im going to beat a random junkie for longer...

Feb 24th

Nice, my car was broken into last night. Fucking crackheads need to get fucking jobs.

Feb 23rd

Call of Duty is so boring after about 30 minutes. Going upstairs to play with the fuzzheads.

Feb 22nd

I had a dream last night that a different version of Q from sf3 was in ssf4. Called...

Feb 21st

RT @flyosity: Why Flash on the iPad makes no sense: all common user interactions wouldn’t...

Feb 21st

RT @fourzerotwo: I challenge you to find me a more hardcore #MW2 player than THIS guy!...

Feb 21st

Fyi, @tougelabs has an awesome password for his macbook.

Feb 21st

/me fucking hates curtains in the first place.

Feb 21st

RT @inspiredmag: Dear Adobe, want Flash on the iPhone & iPad? Here’s the plan…...

Feb 20th

RT @focusattack: I think this is what happened when Capcom designed the #SSF4 USA box art:...

Feb 19th

RT @scottsimpson: My wife is going to LA for the weekend. I just Googled “how to take care of...

Feb 19th

Does anyone have a copy of Mac OS 6 or earlier on DD Disks that theyd copy/sell/donate to me? I...

Feb 19th

Damn you fight science! I need sleeps!

Feb 19th

Hahahahahahahaha RAGEQUIT! #sf4 #psn #jics2010 http://yfrog.com/3nxfvxj...

Feb 19th

Just started using Droplr, an app for Mac. Check it out at http://droplr.com

Feb 19th

Not flying on American Airlines is worth at least the $150 difference for JetBlue. Thanks, @jetblue,...

Feb 19th

Last year they had a pretty good site with chun li in the bg and nice whitespace with grays and soft...

Feb 19th

I got called a troll in the srk irc channel yesterday. Just because i said the design of...

Feb 19th

Im sitting here recovering from a crushing lag-induced loss to a scrubby ken player. Killed me with...

Feb 19th

RT @escoo: every time i see my friend john play CODMW2 its like witnessing the mona lisa bein...

Feb 19th

Just played the best ryu ever. Better than any ryu that has come before him....

Feb 19th

RT @wtcrescuer: RT @vinnyforsenate The Committee to Elect Vincent Forras to US Senate - Restoring...

Feb 19th

zomg Makoto’s japanese voice is so fucking awesome. Its the same voice actor as 3rd strike. so...

Feb 18th

Dudley’s japanese VA is dope. I just want to hear “GUTTAH TRASH” when i lose to...

Feb 18th

Rolling thunder looks dope but corkscrew blow looks like its jet upper fadc comboable. Ibuki looks...

Feb 18th

I hope @capcom_unity will find it in their budget to hire francis diakowski and replace...

Feb 18th

RT @deaxon: OMG, 1Password on the iPad looks gorgeous! http://dxn.cm/3d

Feb 18th

Watcging the Taboo about death rituals. Im open to new ideas for my own demise. So far avViking...

Feb 18th

RT @Capcom_Unity: Hey Street Fighter fans, you are going to want to check out @GameSpot .com around...

Feb 18th

i cant wait to see gameplay videos of the 3s characters… like for serious. i cant. #ssf4 #3s...

Feb 17th

What are the chances of the packers trading the jets charles woodson and greg jennings for $50 and...

Feb 17th

Yes, I love space. Yes, i am a huge nerd. Good day.

Feb 17th

How about the bengals trading us @ogochocinco and jonathan joseph for an itunes gift card & our...

Feb 17th

RT @TopBillinRadio: Formspring - making Twitter worse since 2010

Feb 17th

Dud-tree is gonna make me very happy. I think his model is awesome. Hopefully he still has...

Feb 17th

This game may force me to save for EVO. its gonna be like showing up to ur ex’s party w/ ur...

Feb 17th

This just in: CONFIRMED! Dudley is a black guy. http://pxlz.org/sz #ssf4 #dudley...

Feb 17th

CROSS COUNTAH xx CORKSCREW BLOW!!! http://pxlz.org/sz #FUCKYEAH #ssf4

Feb 17th

I cannot wait to use the 3rd strike characters. Dudley is gonna be awesome. I hope they used the...

Feb 17th

LETS FIGHT, LIKE GENTLEMEN! http://pxlz.org/sv #fuckyeah

Feb 17th

YOU HAVE NO DIGNITY! http://pxlz.org/sy #fuckyeah #ssf4

Feb 17th

Vote for Vinny. http://poll.fm/f/1lr33 #ct #senate

Feb 16th

RT @slurve: OH: Bob Costas makes everything sound legitimate.

Feb 16th

New :: Street Fighter IV for iPhone Announced...

Feb 16th

RT @tristan: People still care about what Microsoft releases?

Feb 15th

RT @dcurtis: AT&T will never suck as bad as Android feels.

Feb 15th

RT @flyosity: Microsoft designers aren’t talented enough to make a beautiful, realistic OS so...

Feb 15th

winmo7 is the most hideous thing i have ever laid eyes on.

Feb 15th

Im on @dribbble, how do you “Score invites”? I’ve got someone who I want to invite...

Feb 15th

Google Buzz sucks, is there a way to opt out? Gmail is where i send all my porn emails. It needs...

Feb 14th

Lol i just heard my bearded dragon pooping from downstairs haha. She farted BIG TIME beforehand. It...

Feb 14th

I am getting good at this. I think. http://yfrog.com/4iyq5ej

Feb 14th

Either I’ve gotten stronger or plastic utensils have gotten weaker. #fail /via @thomascdaly...

Feb 14th

If you live in CT. Great friend of mine, Vinny Forras, is running for US senate in CT. Hook him up...

Feb 14th

Vinny Forras is the best human being i have ever encountered. I would take a bullet for him, not...

Feb 14th

This may take 30 seconds max, Even if your stephen hawking. Vote for Vincent Forras....

Feb 14th

I actually just updated my blog with a real life blog post. And yes, i did take my special pills...

Feb 14th

Spent $85 on the fuzzkids today. We were out of ferretone, ferretvite, & ferretlax. Thank god i...

Feb 14th

About to go see valentines day with mary. - Photo: http://bkite.com/389c6

Feb 14th

RT @wtcrescuer: Blessings and congratulations to my Marine on his marriage to Nellie while serving...

Feb 14th

RT @bmf: You know it’s Lady Gaga when it’s 80% annoying and 20% can’t get it out...

Feb 14th

If i could do it all over again i would have started Free Running back when i used to breakdance.

Feb 14th

A note to all voters and potential...

Something i just wrote on facebook that is so unbelievably true that i figure it deserved to be...

Feb 14th