The Cognitive Toiletbowl of Craig Keller

Someone should create a cigarette packing game for the iphone… And market it to kids. Maybe use an animated Camel as the spokesman.

Neat: http://www.macheist.com/ /via @markjardine oOoOoooo purrrrttyyyy

In case you wanted to know more about the artist behind those super-nice wallpapers: http://www.dabosslogic.com/ (via @focusattack)

Ultra sick wallpaper! RT @AllisFighter: The Fighting Game community is just full of talent http://bit.ly/9kLw9e #ssf4 (via @focusattack)

Im stoked that macheist is coming back soon! Woooo!

RT @simplebits: par•en•tor•tion•ist (noun) Highly skilled parent capable of painful, sacrificial contorting for the benefit of a sleepin …

There was just a “Hangin with Mr. Cooper” reference in my house… Yes, its like that.

Just deleted my #FourSquare. My apologies to those who stalk me digitally. If it makes you feel better, i have openings for stalkers IRL.

http://bit.ly/auwqCR How not to be a FourSquare jackass via Gawker (via @edwardhotchkiss)

lol @edwardhotchkiss im not a fan. considering deleting my stupid account. #foursquare

RT @MrGTFJD: Up early, @Jalopasaurus is on his way over, then Deli 66 with @SkillzNathanielMembrinoJohnstonAldemanteJr for grub. #GetATw …

Mosi Tatupu dies at 54 http://tinyurl.com/ycrhnt8 #NFL /via @ProFootballTalk
RIP. wow, just saw him on usa vs world HS game

Too sleepy to go out. If my car gets broken into tonight im going to beat a random junkie for longer than necessary.

Nice, my car was broken into last night. Fucking crackheads need to get fucking jobs.

Call of Duty is so boring after about 30 minutes. Going upstairs to play with the fuzzheads.