The Cognitive Toiletbowl of Craig Keller

“Just another life. Wasted on the side of a road to nowhere i cant seem to find.”
- @ekotren SICK

Why would I want to remember the worst mistake of my life? [DELETE] oh fuck, that was emo wasnt it?… my sincerest apologies.

RT @fideloper: @tumblr http://d.pr/V29X, curtesy of @craigkeller

RT @chriscoyier: I feel out of the loop on the Charlie Sheen stuff. So, he sucks, and when combined with other stuff he still sucks? Is …

RT @kyleve: T-Minus 12 hours until my iPad becomes a piece of crap.

Sabrina, dont just stare at it, eat it.

RT @AlexValleSF4: WNF with EG Wong, Floe, Richard N, Mike Ross, AndyOcr and more MvC3 Ranking Card Tourney! www.justin.tv/offcast

Today’s soundtrack: Underoath, then most likely some 36CF, followed by Straight Line Stitch.

WHY DOES LAST.FM’s iPhone app STILL NOT SCROBBLE MY IPOD PLAY DATA!?!? WTF!!! lol this app sucks.
#wtf #thinkppl #lastfm

Tron Bonne is super fun in MvC3. This game is amazing. I will be maining this game until SSF4:AE. Magnus is GAH-LIKE!

Im picking up Marvel at an unsafely quick rate. This could be very dangerous for everyone. #fuckdaknicks #magnus #mvc3 #damangosentinel

Marvel 3 is amazingly addicting. Pretty stoked that i already have a decent Magnus despite never having played a Marvel game before. #mvc3

RT @mantia: Fashion Jesus died for your mannequins.

When life gives you lemons, punch life directly in the face and then squeeze the lemons out in life’s eyes.